An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don’t understand.
What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.
An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.